Nick and Honey meet up for a date. With stilted conversation and lack of chemistry, the couple find themselves disappointed in the evening's disenchanting prospects. All the while, surrounding weekend warriors are relishing in the delights of cheap local beer during a particularly full moon. Unbeknownst to these par tiers, their cheap beer has been poisoned! As they turn from lighthearted and horny to the utterly undead, we see our loveless daters encounter a zombie quandary. Do they escape? Or do they become... one of THEM.