The All Valley Open Mic Talent Contest; where the untalented go to live and the talented go to die. Handcrank Kelly Lee, a washed up rocker from the late 80s/early 90s, just wants to win this contest so he can finally seal the deal with his lovely and angry mail-order bride, Il Fook Sun. But his sketchy past and the peculiar patrons of the bar have other ideas. With a sleazy host, a scorned waitress, a failed music producer, Handcrank's biggest fan and his weirdo sister, a hacky comedian, and a Ventriloquist and his dummy, Open Mic night just got dangerous. A story of hope, dreams, sexual frustration, and a whole lot of revenge. What would you do for $250 and a T-Shirt?