Hanke Van Panke AKA Anchorman is a washed up Dutch TV reporter on a mission to expose sleazy expats living in exotic Wighland. With his sidekick, Professor Tako Yaki, they go to a resort town to investigate and interview Commander Quoits, a renegade American soldier who is beloved by locals for his ability to permanently disappear bad expats. Quoits and his wife also run a hamburger stand. Hanke's jealous friends, Bruce and Mungo follow them to try and sabotage the interview. All hell breaks loose ...